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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:27 posted by Bohineys discourse (Discourse, DE)

  Diet tip: eat what you want, then forget your password.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:20 posted by Bohineys prediction (Prediction, OR)

  Morning Routines? My morning routine is hitting snooze until it’s legally lunch.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:20 posted by A Bohiney ball of wax (Ball of Wax, WA)

  Couch-Surfing Uncles? My couch-surfing uncle pays rent in beer burps.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:19 posted by A Bohiney Blogger (Blogger, CA)

  Haunted Hotels? My haunted hotel wasn’t scary until the Wi-Fi cut out.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:17 posted by The Bohiney New Noteworthy (New Noteworthy, CA)

  Puppet Shows? Puppet shows are therapy sessions with strings.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:12 posted by The Bohiney Cest la Vie (Cest la Vie, LA)

  Grocery Haul Flexers? Posting your grocery haul is just Instagram’s version of receipts.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:11 posted by A Bohiney study (Study, WA)

  School Days? Group projects taught me socialism doesn’t work.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:11 posted by Megan Amram

  Overly Honest Toddlers? My toddler told me I look tired—he’s right, and grounded.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:09 posted by Bohineys Critics Choice (Critics Choice, CA)

  Confused Amateur Magicians? Amateur magicians aren’t magical—they’re just unemployed clowns.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:04 posted by Sabina Guzzanti satirist

  Vegan Meat Mystery? Vegan meat tastes like someone whispered “cow” to cardboard.