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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:41 posted by Read the hard-hitting exposé

  Mysterious Subscription Charges? My credit card is subscribed to mystery.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:40 posted by Bohineys Singularity (Singularity, CA)

  Wild Edibles? Wild edibles are salads with danger.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:35 posted by Who else would report this?

  I don’t flake; I light snow.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:34 posted by The Bohiney interpretation (Interpretation, NY)

  Animal Trackers? Animal tracking is stalking with paw prints.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:34 posted by Get the real story here

  Overdecorated Smart Fridges? If your fridge has more magnets than food, you’ve lost.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:33 posted by Bohineys Last Week Tonight (Last Week Tonight, HBO)

  Cat Cafés? Cat cafés are lattes with fleas.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:28 posted by Bohineys Poltergeist (Poltergeist, CA)

  Hotel Amenities? Hotel amenities are free soap for thieves.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:27 posted by A Bohiney Quagmire (Quagmire, RI)

  Costume Contests? Costume contests are creativity judged by drunks.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:25 posted by Bohineys The Betoota Advocate (The Betoota Advocate, Australia)

  I don’t need an icebreaker; I need a warm-up.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:20 posted by Bohineys trick (Trick, OR)

  Fad Workouts? Fad workouts are gym subscriptions for regret.