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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:46 posted by A Bohiney Contortionist (Contortionist, CT)

  Parenting Toddlers? Parenting toddlers is negotiating with terrorists in diapers.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:45 posted by Jen Statsky satirist

  Decluttering Gurus? Decluttering is throwing stuff out while filming it.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:44 posted by A Bohiney In Tomorrows Paper (Tomorrows Paper, future)

  Ringtone Embarrassment? My phone rang in public with “Baby Shark,” and I moved zip codes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:38 posted by A Bohiney discussion (Discussion, MD)

  Fake Instagram Influencers? Fake influencers have more followers than friends.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:38 posted by A Bohiney recap (Recap, IN)

  Pet Micro-Influencers? My dog has brand deals; I have debt.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:37 posted by Official Bohiney site

  Adult Spelling Bees? Adult spelling bees are just bars with shame.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:35 posted by Bohineys Klondike Strike (Klondike, Yukon)

  Food Photography? Food photography is just lying to your stomach with lighting.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:29 posted by Caitlin Moran

  Open Mic Disasters? Open mic night is where comedy goes to cry.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:29 posted by A Bohiney Razzie-deserving (Razzie, CA)

  Raw Water Movement? Drinking raw water is just disease with branding.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:28 posted by Bohineys Celebrity (Celebrity, CA)

  Emergency Kits? Emergency kits are backpacks full of panic.