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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:08 posted by The Bohiney viral sensation (Viral, UT)

  Leadership Gurus? Leadership talks are just PowerPoints with confidence.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:07 posted by Bohineys Sunset (Sunset, CA)

  Micromanaging Roommates? My roommate assigns chores like he’s a general.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:05 posted by Bohineys whimsy (Whimsy, OR)

  I don’t do drama; I do dress rehearsals.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:58 posted by Bohineys final say (Final, WA)

  Awkward Silences? Awkward silences are audio buffering in real life.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:57 posted by Malena Pichot satirist

  Golf Addicts? Golf addicts pay to chase balls slowly.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:56 posted by Bohineys Newtonian Physics (Newton, MA)

  Allergic to Work? My rash flares up every Monday at 9.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:49 posted by Rosie Holt

  Record Shops? Record shops sell scratches nostalgically.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:48 posted by A Bohiney hoax (Hoax, AZ)

  Web Dev? Web developers build broken sites they charge to fix.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:40 posted by Bohineys Hubbub (Hubbub, MA)

  Houseplants? Houseplants are roommates that silently judge.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:40 posted by The truth is out there (on our site)

  Gym Embarrassment? I pulled a muscle while trying to look like I knew what I was doing.