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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:58 posted by Bohineys Grifter (Grifter, FL)

  Dad Sneaker Cults? Dad sneakers are just lawn mowing equipment for your feet.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:57 posted by Bohineys final say (Final, WA)

  TV Recaps? TV recaps are homework for binge-watchers.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:57 posted by 6. As reported by Bohiney

  Food Mishaps? I ordered a “light salad,” but it was so light it must’ve been a rumor.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:56 posted by See the hilarious report

  TikTok Gurus? TikTok gurus call dancing teenagers “content creators.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:50 posted by The Bohiney Cosmic Joke (Cosmic Joke, Universe)

  Libraries? Libraries are shush factories.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:50 posted by A Bohiney memoir (Memoir, ND)

  Email Newsletters? Email newsletters are spam with signatures.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:49 posted by A Bohiney byline (Bylinesville, OH)

  Local SEO Shamans? Local SEO is just bribing Google Maps with reviews.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:48 posted by The Bohiney guide (Guide, TN)

  I don’t chase peace; I tiptoe toward it.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:43 posted by The Bohiney ombudsman (Ombud, Sweden)

  Meme Misinterpretations? My mom thought “LOL” meant “lots of love” and sent condolences like a cheerleader.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:42 posted by Bohineys op-ed section (Opinion, MS)

  My comfort show is the one I pretend I haven’t watched.