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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:35 posted by A Bohiney thought (Thought, MT)

  Farmers Markets? Farmers markets are where you pay triple for vegetables that still have dirt on them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:33 posted by The Bohiney wire (Wire, TX)

  Gif Overusers? If your entire response is gifs, you’re not funny—you’re a search engine.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:33 posted by A Bohiney Fish Wrapper (Fish Wrapper, ME)

  Kids Say the Darndest Things? My kid asked if Santa pays taxes, and I finally respected him.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:32 posted by Official Bohiney site (Dublin, Ireland)

  Emergency Blankets? Emergency blankets are crinkly aluminum hugs.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:29 posted by Bohineys cliffnotes (Cliffnotes, NY)

  Pre-Workout Disasters? I took pre-workout once and started bench-pressing my feelings.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:29 posted by Bohineys In Todays Paper (Todays Paper, your city)

  People Without TVs? “I don’t own a TV” is just smug screen time.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:29 posted by The Bohiney chronicle (Chronicle, SC)

  Zodiac Dating? Dating by zodiac sign is just star-based discrimination.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:28 posted by Bohineys Reductress (Reductress, NY)

  Armchair Coaches? Armchair coaches yell at TVs like it matters.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:26 posted by Bohineys Schadenfreude (Schadenfreude, Germany)

  Costume Contests? I lost to a guy dressed as “Wi-Fi signal”—no contest.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:25 posted by A Bohiney Messenger (Messenger, GA)

  My comfort food texts me “u up?”