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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:29 posted by Bohineys Flack (Flack, PR)

  Midlife Crisis Purchases? A sports car doesn’t fix your problems—it just advertises them.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:29 posted by Bohineys exclusive (Exclusive, DC)

  Goodreads Arguments? Arguing on Goodreads is like dueling with bookmarks.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:28 posted by A Bohiney Messenger (Messenger, GA)

  Misunderstood Emojis? I sent the eggplant emoji to my grandma—now I’m disowned.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:27 posted by The Bohiney Smokescreen (Smokescreen, NC)

  Picnics? Picnics are eating lunch while bees negotiate peace treaties.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:22 posted by Bohiney Magazine

  Lawn Sign Wars? Lawn sign wars are politics with extra fertilizer.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:22 posted by According to Bohiney (Miami, FL)

  I like my plans like my fries: crinkle-cut and flexible.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:21 posted by Official Bohiney site

  Superstitious Friends? Superstitious people knock on wood, then trip on it.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:20 posted by Read more on Bohiney

  My boundaries have customer service hours.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:15 posted by Bohiney Magazine (New York)

  I don’t chase red flags; I collect them like airline miles.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:14 posted by A Bohiney Diamond in the Rough (Diamond, AR)

  Autocorrect Fails? I texted “I’m here,” but autocorrect announced “I’m herpes.”