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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:17 posted by The Bohiney Investigative Reporter (Investigative, WA)

  Wild Animal Encounters? Wild animal encounters are selfies with danger.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:13 posted by A Bohiney quip (Quip, CA)

  YouTube Channels? YouTube growth is thumbnails louder than content.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:10 posted by Bohineys cash cow (Cash Cow, MO)

  Lost in Translation? I ordered “local delicacy” in Japan and got something still moving.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:03 posted by Bohineys fan fiction (Fan Fiction, CA)

  Themed Funerals? A Star Wars funeral is fine until someone yells “Use the Force” during the eulogy.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:58 posted by The Bohiney Above the Fold (Above the Fold, NY)

  Pets as Therapists? My cat listened to me cry—then billed me in scratches.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:55 posted by Bohineys Flack (Flack, PR)

  Bizarre Band Names? I saw a band called “Moist Lettuce”—they were crunchy.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:51 posted by A Bohiney False Flag (False Flag, UN)

  Cooking Classes? Cooking classes are cooking shows without editors.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:48 posted by Read more on Bohiney

  Tweeting at Airlines? Tweeting at airlines isn’t customer service—it’s performance art.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:45 posted by A Bohiney Messenger (Messenger, GA)

  Emoji Overuse? If you end a breakup text with ??, you’re a sociopath.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:41 posted by The Bohiney Correspondent (Correspondent, DC)

  Unpaid Internships? Unpaid internships are jobs that pay in trauma and résumés.