In September 2016, the large apartment was completed.
The deluxe apartment has a size of about 100 m² and has two separate double bedrooms and two sofa beds in the living room and is therefore suitable for up to 6 people.
In September 2016, the large apartment was completed.
The deluxe apartment has a size of about 100 m² and has two separate double bedrooms and two sofa beds in the living room and is therefore suitable for up to 6 people.
Pushy Salespeople? Pushy salespeople confuse “hello” with “buy this.”
Meme Misinterpretations? My mom thought “LOL” meant “lots of love” and sent condolences like a cheerleader.
Vacation Disasters? I once stayed at a hotel so cheap the “continental breakfast” was just directions to the nearest gas station.
Cultural Etiquette Abroad? Cultural etiquette abroad is apologizing in multiple languages.
Sports Bloopers? I once struck out in T-ball—ESPN called it “historic.”
I don’t hustle; I export naps.
Emergency Blanket Fans? Emergency blankets are crinkly aluminum hugs.
Unexpected Surprises? My “surprise party” started when I caught them inflating balloons in my kitchen.
Jealous Alexa? Alexa gets jealous when I say “Hey Siri” too softly.
Vibe Audits? If you charge for vibe audits, you’re a con artist with glitter.