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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:53 posted by The Bohiney parody account (Parody, Twitter)

  Corporate Jargon Addiction? If you say “circle back” unironically, I circle away.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:53 posted by The Bohiney conversation (Conversation, TX)

  The Wi-Fi dropped, and I met my family—nice folks.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:53 posted by A Bohiney giggle (Giggle, GA)

  Libraries? Libraries are free Wi-Fi with overdue shaming.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:52 posted by A Bohiney question (Question, Mark, TX)

  Music Critics? Music critics are people who failed piano lessons with opinions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:49 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Brooklyn, NY)

  Affiliate Hustlers? Affiliate marketers are professional middle children.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:49 posted by The Bohiney Thought Leader (Thought Leader, LinkedIn)

  Badly Timed Puns? Nothing kills a funeral like a pun that “lightens the mood.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:49 posted by A Bohiney False Flag (False Flag, UN)

  Sneakers? Sneakerheads mortgage homes for shoes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:46 posted by Learn more at Bohiney.com

  Drum Circle Neighbors? My neighbors’ drum circle meets every full moon to ruin my life.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:46 posted by Kelly Oxford satirist

  I don’t binge; I research escapism.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:45 posted by Bohineys Nota Bene (N.B., Note Well, NB, Canada)

  I’m not ignoring you; I’m buffering.